Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Crime of the Century... Well, So Far

Sometime after darkness fell last Friday, thieves descended upon the headquarters of In-House Production. With the criminal intent of master thieves and the cunning and skill of the Three Stooges, they managed to pry the In-House Production sign from the outside of our offices. Sheared pieces of bolts indicated that they had used that rare and technologically-challenging tool of the trade, the pry bar. Who could they be? What is their purpose?

We await the inevitable ransom demand.